furniture tip of the day: wardrobes with mirror doors can be very tricky. during the day you can’t stop checking your reflection (is this how my chin looks from this angle?!), and during the night, when the lights are off, you have to feel your way to the bathroom and bump into every piece of furniture along the way because after all those horror movies that you’ve seen you can’t risk looking into a mirror in the dark. you might see something there and the next thing you know you’ll be saying “beetlejuice” three times and wake up in a tim burton movie.
“dead, dead, deadski”