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29 Apr

You know you've watched too many pilates videos when you see some piece of art and all that your brain manages to squeeze out of it is "Keep those abs engaged!"

Niciodata nu stii unde ti-ar putea iesi in cale conditionala perfecta. De aceea, trebuie sa fii tot timpul cu urechile in patru.

Zilele astea Sheherzadah (adica eu, dar mai nou imi place sa vorbesc despre mine la persoana a treia, obiectivez subiectivul and all that shiat) isi schimba cartierul general (mai bine zis schimba o cutie de conserve cu alta, dar macar are masina de spalat si a scapat de colonia de furnici din bucatarie. Count your blessings, that’s what I always say). Si tot ratacind ea, adica eu, prin urbea prafuita si incinsa, nimeri din intamplare fata in fata cu o propozitie conditionala rostita repezit la telefon de catre o creatura roscata ce semana cu Medusa on a really bad hair day. Tonul imperativ cu care Medusa rosti – Bai, asculta-ma, daca mai vii la ziua mea cu mana in cur, am terminat-o cu tine – cu siguranta il va ajuta pe Perseu sa ia cu el o sabie la urmatoarea vizita.

 
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